Nobody is going to ask these for you, so here they are, sorted by where you will be standing when they come up.
The blue door on the corner of Lantern Row. Someone with a name badge is there from 10:15, and they will walk you in.
Doors open at 10:15 and the service starts at 10:30. Nobody minds a late arrival; the back rows are kept free for it.
The Lantern Row garage is free on Sundays and two minutes away on foot. There are three accessible spaces by the side gate.
About an hour, start to finish. There is coffee before and lunch after, and you can skip either without anyone noticing.
No. Sit, listen, and stand when you feel like it. The words are on a sheet, and plenty of people just read along.
Never. Nobody is asked to stand up, there is no roving microphone, and your name will not appear on a screen.
No. On any Sunday about a third of the room is still deciding, and a few have been deciding for years. You are welcome as you are.
A plate goes round for members. Guests let it pass, and nobody watches whether you do.
Yes. They stay for the first fifteen minutes, then there are groups for ages 3 to 11, each with two vetted leaders.
Something else on your mind? Text Ruth on 207 555 0155 and she will answer before Sunday.